tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3940033521354389119.post6442101585052609597..comments2023-10-30T06:59:23.320-07:00Comments on Disgruntled Bear: Really Lame Superpowers (Party Day 3)Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3940033521354389119.post-58340483956098665812010-06-17T06:36:24.329-07:002010-06-17T06:36:24.329-07:00Wednesday's winner is...Vicki Rocho!Wednesday's winner is...Vicki Rocho!Disgruntled Bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17975975276659730388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3940033521354389119.post-16088587421836375182010-06-16T18:22:23.122-07:002010-06-16T18:22:23.122-07:00Apache Chief had the power to grow to the size of ...Apache Chief had the power to grow to the size of a giant when he shouted the Apache phrase, "Innuk Chuk!" It was awesome.<br /><br />(Loosely translated, "Innuk Chuk!" is a very dirty "Yo momma" joke. (Okay, I made that part up.))Peter Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09637774658776904474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3940033521354389119.post-75146635579895228872010-06-16T17:22:14.050-07:002010-06-16T17:22:14.050-07:00Well, lamest is still the housekeeping one. But t...Well, lamest is still the housekeeping one. But trying to think of weird superpowers caused a bizarre memory to surface. When C was in med school, he got a real kick out of a line in his anatomy text discussing a certain sphincter's "exquisite ability to distinguish between feces and flatus." It's weird to imagine basing a career on that skill, but it's a good one to have.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11082101805421187399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3940033521354389119.post-9236912782463480372010-06-16T15:32:45.101-07:002010-06-16T15:32:45.101-07:00Lamest superpower is hard... how about the ability...Lamest superpower is hard... how about the ability to never burn food? (I didn't say the food was necessarily good - just not burnt.) Sure, it would be useful in everyday life, but in fighting crime and saving the world? Only if the bad guys are cooks...Birch Grove Designshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07293970215885897047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3940033521354389119.post-6893929263890291772010-06-16T15:00:25.197-07:002010-06-16T15:00:25.197-07:00Emily, if that superpower's projective, I thin...Emily, if that superpower's projective, I think I've been targeted today.<br /><br />LOL, Vicki!<br /><br />Peter, what was Apache Chief's superpower, other than being Native American? Seriously, he's the reason I wrote the "Token Woman" superhero skit for the Band movie that year.Disgruntled Bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17975975276659730388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3940033521354389119.post-65694879932291557842010-06-16T14:36:06.294-07:002010-06-16T14:36:06.294-07:00Deja vu can be a superpower? That's awesome! ...Deja vu can be a superpower? That's awesome! The lamest? How about that nose snort / loogie thing guys do? You know where they snort it directly out of one nostril then the other? (Lame and exceedingly grody!)Vicki Rochohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07381089434014961076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3940033521354389119.post-68408568312570585062010-06-16T11:57:53.288-07:002010-06-16T11:57:53.288-07:00Hey, Apache Chief was awesome! And I'd like t...Hey, Apache Chief was awesome! And I'd like to point out that the ability to moisten things can be a very useful superpower.<br /><br />I like the idea of deja vu as a superpower. It reminds me of something, but I can't put my finger on it.Peter Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09637774658776904474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3940033521354389119.post-74232109981778848142010-06-16T07:50:57.133-07:002010-06-16T07:50:57.133-07:00Hmmm...this is a hard one! Super Sleepy! A superh...Hmmm...this is a hard one! Super Sleepy! A superhero who can sleep at a moment's notice!<br /><br />Actually, that sounds rather convenient. Now I wish I had that power!Emily Whitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06478461123707071108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3940033521354389119.post-10346186172217167572010-06-16T04:45:27.575-07:002010-06-16T04:45:27.575-07:00Super-Smell:
Warning: don't load this at wor...Super-Smell: <br /><br />Warning: don't load this at work or in the presence of grandmothers, small children, or clergy. <br /><br />http://thefut1.fatcow.com/nose_final_small.movDisgruntled Bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17975975276659730388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3940033521354389119.post-31493358308704430752010-06-16T04:40:09.369-07:002010-06-16T04:40:09.369-07:00Super-PMS.Super-PMS.Disgruntled Bearhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17975975276659730388noreply@blogger.com