Still Not Published

What's the deal? I think my book is really good, but I'm not getting any nibbles from agents. I think I will self-publish. If you actually read this, put a comment in the comment section with either an email or a mailing address, and I'll send a free copy to the first ten people (I may be foolishly optimistic in thinking that ten people read this) who reply. All I ask in return is that you send me a few lines of feedback once you have read it.