To enter, post a comment below by midnight, July 26th (EDT) that includes the answer to this:
What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
The winner is the one who makes me laugh hardest... and who has a US mailing address. Runners-up (worldwide) will receive some book SWAG I've got lying around. And for every link you make to this from your blog, Facebook, Twitter, etc., I'll give you one extra chance to win some of that aforementioned SWAG (post links in your comments). Oh, and you need to be a follower of this blog.
It's not just a contest; it's also a way for me to de-clutter my office!