CONTEST!

The Disgruntled Bear Slogan Contest is now open, and here it is!

To Enter:

Come up with an item (real/imagined/unmarketable abstract concept/whatever) and a funny slogan for it. Post it in the comments section below by midnight (EDT) Thursday, June 30th. Enter as many times as you like.

The Winners:

First Prize will be go to the person who makes me do a coffee spit-take.

Honorable Mentions will go to the people who make me laugh out loud.

The Prizes:

First Prize is a SWAG pack of Spencer Hill Press stuff--at least two books (maybe ARCs), bookmarks, guitar picks, rack cards, and a nifty SHP tote bag (shipped to a US address) AND... your slogan printed out at 8.5x11"and HAND-DECORATED with original artwork done by Yours Truly, i.e., me (suitable for framing!).

Honorable mentions will receive a business-envelope-sized SWAG pack (cards, bookmarks, stickers, guitar pick, etc.) and an itty bitty printout of their slogan with a one-of-a-kind doodle. I'll ship these anywhere in the world.

So, what kinds of slogans am I looking for? Funny. Random. Entertaining. Insightful. Risqué is fine, but please don't post anything overtly raunchy.

Try Apathy: you won't be disappointed. 

Unicorn--the Other White Meat.* 

*ThinkGeek got a cease-and-desist letter from the Pork Council for this one. 

I'll post the winners July 1st, along with a link so the winners can send me their mailing addresses.