I stumbled on this as a friend-of-a-friend's link on Facebook, and it reminded me of why Hyperbole and a Half is awesome:
0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don't know why I'm even here.
1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.
2: I probably just need a Band Aid.
Click over to see the rest of it. Trust me; it's worth it.
Thanks to Badger and Badger's friend for the link!