"Was it magically delicious?"
I'm cracking up right now just remembering it.
Great one-liners I'll probably never get a chance to use in real-life:
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When carrying a corpse:
"You just want me for my body."
"Close that door! Were you born in a barn?"
"Hey Jesus! You just think you're God's gift, don't you?"
And here are a couple that I actually have used:
Explaining why agents need to make sure that the writer they might rep isn't crazy:
"Writing is one of the things you can do from the comfort of your own tin-foil hat."
"I'd commit hari kari right now, but the carpet in here is just too nice."
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