Wednesday, March 10, 2010

LOL Log Line

Their job was to repossess organs, until he needed one. Now,
everyone wants a piece of him


Yup. Real movie. ROTFL.

OK, contest time. I want your funniest log-line. Fake or real. Book or movie. You're in control. Have fun, and make me laugh. Amusing content, bad puns, hilarious premise - whatever blows your skirt up.

Submit your entry in the comments section. I'll pick the best one submitted by midnight (eastern time) Friday, March 12th. Enter as often as you like.

Bragging rights, and your choice of one of the following:
A query critique
A critique of the first 15 pages of your manuscript (book, movie, etc.)
A dozen homemade chocolate chip cookies, personally baked by me
A signed copy of MINDER, when they're finally printed (I'll probably have ARCs in May)
A JPEG of my freakishly large cat, Mustafa, with dazzling Photoshop effects

Disclaimer: I'll ship the book or cookies only within the U.S. If you live elsewhere, you'll have to pick one of the other prizes.


Disgruntled Bear said...

Two teenage potheads survive a nuclear war while playing Doom in their parent’s basement, then embark on a quest for Doritos and non-mutant girls.


Disgruntled Bear said...

Dating a teenaged vampire -- does that make her a cradle-robber... or a grave robber?


Andrea Franco-Cook said...

Great idea. I love the allusion by "Home of The Cougars." This contest could be alot of fun. Right now I'm drawing a blank, but maybe an idea will come to me in the morning. All the best.

Joshua said...

B.Y. Jove was just a humble butler for the Pilliwick family, in Victorian England, until the zombies attacked. Now Jove must lower his manners and raise the stakes.

It's no more Mr Nice guy, B.Y. Jove.

Keisha Azzalea said...

Banned complain !! Complaining only causes life and mind become more severe. Enjoy the rhythm of the problems faced. No matter ga life, not a problem not learn, so enjoy it :)

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