Showing posts with label Minder. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Minder. Show all posts

Sunday, November 21, 2010

A Day In the Life of a Psychic Octopus

Welcome to the Blog Jog!

Thanks for stopping by!  The next stop is Ink Slinger's Whimsey at http://inkslingerswhimsey.blogspot.com.


 So...who wants a FREE BOOK? 

Post in the comments here at Disgruntled Bear by midnight (EST) on Wednesday, November 24th, for a chance to win a signed copy of Minder (shipped to a U.S. address).

Minder (A Ganzfield Novel)

Sixteen-year-old Maddie Dunn is special, but she needs to figure out how to use her new abilities before somebody else gets hurt. Ganzfield is a secret training facility full of people like her, but it's not exactly a nurturing place.
Every social interaction carries the threat of mind-control.
A stray thought can burn a building to the ground.
And people's nightmares don't always stay in their own heads.
But it's still better than New Jersey--especially once she meets the man of her dreams...

+1 chance if you mention "Blog Jog" in your comment
+1 chance if you're a follower
+1 more chance if you're a NEW follower
+1 chance for each link to this contest on your blog, Facebook, Twitter, etc.

I'll use Random.org for the selection and post the winner's screen name on Thanksgiving Day.  If your user profile links back to contact info, I'll email you that way, too, so there's no need to put your email address in your post unless you want to receive offers of exciting financial opportunities from Benin.

And now, A Day In the Life of a Psychic Octopus...

7:38 a.m.: I wake to a scratchy touch from the cleaning brush of my alien overlords. Curses!  This must mean they want the tank clean for another one of their rituals. 

8:55 a.m.: Crowds of the strange creatures cluster on the air side of the glass.  Their missing-limbed forms move stiffly as they point dark, shiny machines at me--recording devices for the ritual. I find the machines interesting; I'd love to open one of them up and see if I could fit inside. 

Maybe I should consider that option in the escape plan, since removing the drain cover has proved more difficult than expected.  

9:59 a.m.: The land-monsters lower the two bottles into my prison. The markings--they call them flags--mean nothing to me, but I feel the deep emotions of the surrounding voyeurs.  Their eyes widen in anticipation...which one will I choose? 

10:00 a.m.: Screw it!  I can't go wrong with Germany.

10:01 a.m.: At least the bait-fish is fresh.  Tasty.  The creatures mill around outside my tank, but the sense of urgency is gone from them.  Maybe I'll just go back to sleep.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Googlegangers

Who *else* is "you" online? What are your googlegangers (like doppelganger, but less German) out in the rest of the world?

Kate Kaynak's a unique name, as far as I know--it helps to have an English-Turkish mash-up name. But I was born Kate Alton, and my googleganger's a choreographer in Canada.I'm now the top Disgruntled Bear on the internet--thanks! But I'm not the only one:
Ganzfield isn't unique--I intentionally named the series after a parapsychology experiment. But Minder's kinda funny, since the former top-listed book of that name on Amazon was gay sci-fi erotica.
There's also a straight sci-fi erotica version:
What's up with the Minder-erotica thing? I'm bit embarrassed on Maddie's behalf, and I'm REALLY hoping that their readers and mine can figure out which is which. In case you're wondering, mine's right here--and it's NOT erotica. If I wrote erotica, I'd publish it under an appropriate pen name. *

Apparently there was a British TV show called "Minder," as well.



So, who else is you?

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

My Report Card

I admit it--I was a grade junkie in school.

Lisa Simpson:
Look at me! Grade me! Evaluate and rank me! I'm good, good, good and oh so smart! [drops to her knees] Grade meeeeee!!

(I can't believe this clip isn't on YouTube. The quote's from Classic TV Quotes).


So the first reviews of Minder have been making me bliss! Check 'em out:

http://ellzreadz.blogspot.com/2010/06/ya-review-minder.html

http://www.readingteen.net/2010/06/arc-giveaway-of-minder-by-kate-kaynak.html

http://rorreviews.wordpress.com/2010/06/08/minder-by-kate-kaynak/

I'm wicked happy right now and feel like sharing. Who wants a book or a t-shirt? Sign up as a BFF (click "Follow" at the top or the right) and post a comment below. *

* Details:
The winner will be selected at random from the comments received by 7 am (EDT) on Wednesday, June 9th, 2010. The winner needs to be listed as a follower of the blog as of June 9th, 2010. S/he will have his/her choice of a
Minder t-shirt or a signed first edition. I'll announce the winner in tomorrow's post (June 9th, 2010). I'll then need a mailing address in the U.S. or Canada, a prize preference, and a shirt size/inscription name submitted through the Ganzfield contact form.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Dream Sequence Blogfest 2010

I'm posting this today as part of The Dream Sequence Blogfest.

The setting (warning--this contains mild spoilers! Purists can read the 60 pages that lead up to this scene in a PDF excerpt here): Sixteen-year-old Maddie Dunn has just started manifesting her telepathic ability at Ganzfield, a secret training facility for people with special abilities. A few days before this scene, three of her former classmates attacked her. She fought them off, but the experience still haunts her.

Mike grabbed me and pulled me into the van. He punched
me in the jaw. Del held me by the arm then ripped my shirt down
the front.
Help!
I bolted upright, jerked awake by the sound of screaming. The
light from the moon cast a blue-grey glow on one side of Rachel’s
face. She sat up as well, wide-eyed and breathing fast, clutching
the front of her nightshirt to her. In Rachel’s mind, I saw Del’s
drunken face as it had loomed over her.
No!
In the moonlight, Hannah absentmindedly rubbed her jaw.
She still felt the phantom sting of the punch to the face.
Oh my God.
I could feel thoughts from other rooms in the house—four
other girls in Blake House were suddenly awake, shaken by the
same nightmare.
My nightmare.
I watched as Rachel and Hannah both settled back to sleep.
Just a bad dream. They hadn’t noticed each other’s reactions. My
heart raced and I felt my hands trembling, although I couldn’t see
them. I hugged my arms tightly around myself, pressing my chin
to my chest and squeezing hard to make the shaking stop.
I’d sent them my dream. I must be able to send thoughts as
well as receive them, like Dr. Williamson did. That would be a
cool thing if I could control which thoughts I sent. The horror of
having my every private thought broadcast to the world filled me
with dread. No wonder Seth lived alone in a cabin in the middle
of nowhere.
I needed my own cabin, and I needed it soon.
Now.
The sudden thought of the empty church had me on my feet
and looking for my shoes. There were even beds there; it’d be
perfect. No one would have to share my nightmares if I slept
there. It was getting colder and I was just wearing a t-shirt and PJ
pants, so I wrapped the blue and green quilt from my bed around
my shoulders. Stepping lightly on the stairs, I tried not to make
any noise as I left the building.
I remembered where to find the path and the moon was
bright enough for me to see where I was going. The white church
glowed faintly to my dark-adjusted eyes. I pushed open the inner
doors to the sanctuary.
My sanctuary.
It was darker inside, but the glimmer of moonlight that fell
through the broken shutter was enough for me to see the outlines
of the empty beds against the wall next to me. I grabbed a sleeping
bag from the pile and unrolled it on the nearest cot. The pillow
had a musty, camping smell, but I could live with it. The silence
enveloped me and I felt the tension drain out of my body. With
the gentle touch of a few nocturnal animals fluttering against my
consciousness, I fell asleep.
Mike forced me down on the floor of the van. He punched me
in the face. Del grabbed my shirt and yanked. Mike reached for
the front of my jeans.
The van door squealed open. Mike suddenly flew backward
through the air, slamming hard against the far wall of the garage.
Shovels and rakes clattered to the cement floor. Del flipped end-
over-end, tumbling against the closed garage door. The impact
of his shoulder cracked the wooden panel. Carl, still huddled in
the corner, emitted a painful “oof” sound as something unseen
pinned him back.
Trevor stood in the doorway of the van, looking at Carl.
Trevor?
What was Trevor doing here? His normally kind, brown
eyes glared at my attackers. They softened with concern as they
focused on me. “Are you alright?”
A wave of conflicting thoughts filled me as my worlds collided
in strange, surreal ways. I no longer felt the terror of the attack.
A dream.
Oh, this was just a dream. Trevor was here and I was safe. I
didn’t like the idea of being a damsel in distress, but having a
white knight come to my rescue kinda worked for me right now.
Trevor tried to gauge my reaction. I exhaled a shaky breath
and nodded. He extended his hand to me. I held my torn shirt
closed with my other hand as I stood.
Behind him in the garage, Del got to his feet. He grabbed one
of the fallen shovels from the floor and rushed Trevor.
“Look out!” I cried.
Mike stopped mid-stride—like he’d hit an invisible wall.
After a quick moment, he flew backward and slammed against
the garage wall with a sickening thud.
A splintering clatter pulled me out of my subconscious. I
had only a second to look into Trevor’s eyes as the dream-world
disintegrated, leaving me breathing hard in a swirl of fading
images.
Something in the church rolled through the blackness with a
hollow, wooden sound, and the dream—my dream—floated half-
remembered in someone else’s mind.
Trevor.
Someone’s in here. I could feel the tingle of trepidation flow
through him.
“I am,” I said aloud, hearing my voice echo slightly. “I’m
here.”
“Maddie?” The threads of the dream revived slightly in his
head as he tried to figure out what was real. For my part, I had a
sudden rush of warmth as I realized that Trevor knew my name,
but it died as soon as I realized now he also knew my nightmare.

Minder will be released on June 18th from Spencer Hill Press, although Amazon is shipping them already. There's more info and a book trailer at Ganzfield.com.

Thanks for stopping by for the dream sequence blogfest!

Friday, May 7, 2010

Blog Jog!

Disgruntled Bear is part of this weekend's Blog Jog.
If this is your first time here--welcome!
The next stop on the Blog Jog trail is : http://theblueinkwell.com/
While you're here, please watch my book trailer. For every view, I'm giving 1-cent to Nothing But Nets.



Minder comes out in June (click here for a PDF excerpt). Both Amazon and Barnes and Noble have pre-order options. We'll have a virtual launch party here the week of June 14-18th--giveaways and contests and all.

If you like this blog, please sign up as a follower--just click "Follow" on the right or in the top menu bar.

Finally, we're having another Minder t-shirt giveaway this weekend. Want one?
Comment below with the location where you'd wear it. Please post your comment by midnight, Monday, May 10th. I'll list the winner(s) on Tuesday the 11th and post a link so you can send me your size and mailing address (US addresses only, please!). Send me a photo of yourself in the shirt, and I'll add it to the growing collection.

Happy weekend!

Monday, May 3, 2010

Busy Week

Much is afoot here at the Disgruntled Bear.

The shirt pictures are trickling in--thanks to everyone who has sent them. They can be seen here.

I'm gearing up for the Minder marketing push this week. Disgruntled Bear will be part of a Blog Jog this weekend, and I'll have another shirt giveaway as part of that. Make sure you check in over the weekend for info.

The Brenda Novak auction to benefit diabetes research will run through the month of May. Check it out:
http://brendanovak.auctionanything.com/

I won some great stuff last year, and I'm offering a critique this time around.

The final, longer excerpt of Minder is now up on Ganzfield.com. Or you can just click here for the PDF File.

We're having a book launch event here in New Hampshire on June 29th at 7pm. Please use the Ganzfield contact form if you'd like to be added to the guest list and mention the "June 29th event" in the Comments section.

Finally, I have a big announcement for tomorrow, so be sure to check in. TTFN!

Monday, April 19, 2010

I'm on Amazon!

I woke up Saturday morning and found that my book's now listed on Amazon.com.

http://www.amazon.com/Minder-Ganzfield-Novel-Kate-Kaynak/dp/0984531106/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1271689074&sr=8-1

When I was an aspiring writer, I had daydreams about this.
Now I have the theme from Laverne & Shirley playing in my head:
"Make all our dreams ... come true!"

Updates: I got the last of those shirts in the mail over the weekend. I'll have another giveaway in a few weeks, so keep checking back here if you want a shirt.

Of, and the Consumerist had an amusing link I'll share with you:
http://consumerist.com/2010/04/movie-studios-officially-out-of-ideas-for-nicholas-sparks-movie-posters.html
Thanks to Pimp My Novel for the link.

Friday, April 16, 2010

First Look




CREDITS
Trailer Art: Katie Diamond
Music: "Angels" by Glenridge
Editing: Peter Alton
VO: Mary Alton

The pre-order buttons will be up at Amazon within the week. If you like the trailer, please leave comments on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lv6eC3E-9k

Friday, April 2, 2010

T-Shirts, Free Shirts

The t-shirts are here! They look pretty cool, if I do say so myself.


Want one?

The contest is simple--comment below with the LOCATION where you, if you win, will have someone take a picture of you wearing the shirt.

In front of the Hollywood sign? At the top of the Eiffel Tower? Riding an elephant? In a cornfield next to the world's largest ball of twine? Under water next to a dolphin?

Please post by Friday, 9 April. I'll post the winner(s)* on Monday the 12th, and they can email me a mailing address.

I have to credit Matt Harding for the inspiration, though.


* Official-looking fine-print: Actual t-shirt does not glow. By entering below, you pledge to make a good-faith effort to email me the suggested picture by June 1st, 2010. You'll do your best to make sure that the picture is in-focus and shows both the white front logo on the shirt and the location. You also give me the rights to put it up here on the blog and use it in other promo capacity (you'll be credited on the Ganzfield website, under any name you want).

Monday, March 22, 2010

SWAG

Hi folks,

I had a little fun this weekend, and I came up with this:

It's available at Cafe Press now, but I'm not shilling them*.

* yet.

I'll also give away a bunch of them at the virtual launch party here in June, along with signed copies of MINDER and whatnot.

Starting tomorrow, I'm taking part in Jenn Hubbard's Library-Loving Blog Challenge. I hope you'll post comments over the next few days and make me give money to the Hopkinton Town Library.

The rules:
I'll donate $1.00 for every post over the next few days, limit one per person, per day. I'll cap it at $150.00 for the week. However, for new or existing followers in the BFFs box to the right ---->
I'll donate $2.00 per day, per post*.

* Again, limit one per day. What, am I made of money? I'm a struggling new author with three small children, people!

Happy Monday!