Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Dear,Disgruntled Bear

I knew I was taking a risk by putting my email address directly in the blog this week, but this is priceless (the bolding is mine).  BTW, I'm still sick-at-heart at this profound loss to the Bear family.  *snicker*

From: Barrister Sina Randy , Counselors At Law
Subject: Dear,Disgruntled Bear

Atten: Bear,

I know you would be very surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to you before. I must first apologize for sending you this unsolicited message and I want you to know that the essence of this message is strictly confidential and for mutual benefits between you and I and nothing more.

I am Barrister Sina Randy ,the attorney at law to Late James Bear, a national of your country, who used to work as the Director of Société Nationale de Commercialisation des Produits Pétroliers (SONACOP)Oil Company in Benin Republic West Africa Here in after shall be Referred to as my client.

On the 25th of December 2003, my client, His wife and their three Children were involved in a plane crash. All occupants of the plane Unfortunately lost their lives.Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved Unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track His last name over the Internet, to locate any member of his Family hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in Repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank here.

These huge deposit were lodged particularly, with the " ATLANTIQUE BANK BENIN " An affiliate of Commercial Bank of Africa where the Deceased had an account valued at about $12,000 000 million dollars. The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated.

Since I have been unsuccessful in Locating the relatives for over 4 years now I seek your consent To present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have The same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at $12,000 000 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can Share the money.50% to me and 50% to you I will procure all Necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make.All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this Deal through

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.
Click the website below and view the Plane crash .
(I removed the link)
And the way we are going to achieve this, I need the following information from you,
Your Full Name and Address,
Your Age, Occupation and Position,
Your Telephone and Mobile for Communication Purpose.
Looking forward to hear from you.
Best Regards,
Barrister Sina Randy. 


Disgruntled Bear said...

Amazon also thinks "Kate the Disgruntled Bear" is my *real* name. They gave me a special little tag and everything.

vic caswell said...

oh my goodness! *shakes head*

Deb Salisbury, Magic Seeker and Mantua-Maker said...

ROFL! You'd think they'd vet their list a LITTLE. LOL.

Emily White said...

I get these things ALL the time. Sometimes I feel like replying just to ask them if they think I'm an idiot. *shakes head* Actually, I shouldn't be too amused because my husband's grandmother almost fell for one of these scams.

Vicki Rocho said...

The thing I love most about these letters are all the typos. Not very bright for an attorney. I especially like the $12,000,000 million dollars. A little redundant, ya think?

Jennifer L. Armentrout said...

LOL. Nice.

Mary@GigglesandGuns said...

So, Bear,when do you get your money? LOL

Janet Johnson said...

Too funny. *shakes head*.

Kim said...

Hey, I have a great idea! Give them the info, get the money, and share it with US!!! :)

Disgruntled Bear said...

LOL, kimysworld!

Ahh, if I had my $12,000,000 millions, then I could retire and write full-time...

Unknown said...

That's just...WOW.

Ishta Mercurio said...

HA-HAHAHAHAHAHA! Nice. Do these people actually read anything themselves?

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