Ridiculous Porn Names

Copyright law allows people to use very little of other people's work--except in parody.  So, while "fair use" may only allow someone to use the name of a song in their book without paying for the privilege, parodies can use much, much more.

This is the reason that many porn movies parody actual movies.  I have never seen a porn movie, although I have seen PG-porn:

"For people who like everything about porn...except the sex."

But, I must admit, I find the names of some of these movies hilarious. 

So, I have a contest for you.

1.  Come up with a parody porn movie and log-line. Keep it clean enough to be read on network TV.*

* Examples:
On the show Friends, Phoebe's sister starred in "Buffay the Vampire Layer."
Every movie that Barney on How I Met Your Mother mentions. Pretty much without exception.

2.  Post it below by midnight (EDT) August 31st, 2010.

3.  Use the Ganzfield contact form to send me your mailing address and I will send you something.  It might be a book.  It might be a sticker.  It might be a cookie.  But you're a winner--unless you violate the rules and post something too dirty.

4.  If I have to remove the post, no cookie for you.

Enter as often as you like.

On a completely different note that defies segue, I also want to link some new reviews that came out in the past couple of days:

"I don't think I've read such an intense opening to a novel...ever. It was nail biting...Kaynak may be the queen of intense chapter ones!" – Confessions of a Book Addict
http://bookaddictchris.blogspot.com/2010/08/review-of-minder.html

"Minder is fast paced,unique, and is addicting...Kaynak surprised me! She created a great plot (full of suspense and mystery) and characters that kept me hooked...I wish for more books like Minder." – Ramblings of a Teenage Bookworm
http://fayeflamereviews.blogspot.com/2010/08/book-review-minder.html

Update:
Bookish in a Box just posted, as well:
"I really enjoyed Minder. It was a fun read, fast-paced and left me wishing I had time to finish it all in one sitting. I'll definitely be getting my hands on Adversary and Legacy to find out what happens."
http://bookishinabox.blogspot.com/2010/08/review-of-minder.html

Remember that tomorrow's the last day to enter to win at the virtual launch party. Sign up and make me send you more stuff! 

Happy Tuesday!