I'm getting wicked tired of making sure my blank targets don't give a 404. I'd rather be writing, or even revising, but I've only managed to do two pages in the past four days.
I think I need a staff.
But I have no money to pay anyone.
I think I need an intern.
Ah, interns. People who are paid in experience, because they don't know any better. Hence their need for an internship.
The problem is that I basically want someone to do all the work around here that I hate to do. Like fix my fence--the thing's beginning to lean into something that Watson and Crick would have entered in the science fair.
And I can't ask someone being paid in experience to experience that. Don't even get me started on laundry and cooking. Nope, experiencing the dirty socks of a family of five really should be compensated financially. *sigh*
Speaking of learning experiences: