I Am a Proud Black Woman?

A few weeks ago, I started getting some magazines in the mail. Now, I don't have time to read magazines. I wish I did. But, considering this is me:

I'm a bit confused as to why I'm now receiving Ebony and Essence.

So, why am I on these mailing lists? No clue.  My best guess:

Now that Obama is President, 

all Americans are now black. 

So, what do you think?  Am I even allowed to blog about this? Would it be different if I were on a men's magazine list like GQ or something?

I'm still waiting for the magazine that truly represents my interests--and the interests of the rest of the 30-something, English/French/Scots/Polish/Cherokee community.  Which basically is this guy:

Actually, I probably wouldn't have time to read that, either.