(to the tune of "Viva la Vida")
I used to fly the world
Kids would smile when the ribbons curled
Now in December I roam the mall
Taking pictures at their beck and call
I hear the reindeer sleigh bells a ringing
Short, high-voiced elven choirs are singing
Be my coat, my hat, and my black boot
Coca-Cola's why it's a red suit
For some reason that makes me pissed
Some kids say that I don't exist
Now the empty toy bag's unfurled
Cuz it's from when I flew the world
Happy Weekend!
